Why guys should break up with there girlfriends before the big holidays Tom Leykis has should me the light!! ?

I'm 19 and been listening to Tom Leykis show and he explains how not to spend NO MORE THEN $40 dollars on a date which is good and not having a girlfriend, the reason, easy you don't have to spend $100's of dollars stressing to buy her a Christmas gift, valentines gift or birthday gift she wont appreciate anyways,don't buy her anything. Don't call her, don't text her, no card, no smoke signal, no anything.. Save your money and buy an Xbox, or go on a trip with your boys to meet girls but don't have a girlfriend. My girl nags the hell outta me and i think from listening to tom leykis I'm going to dump her *** Wednesday because i don't want to spend thanksgiving with her family.. Women think they are just going to sit and look all pretty and expect men to just hand them like 100 gifts or something well the holidays are coming up so break up and save your cash for you, who thinks this is a good idea?? I'm going to break up with my girlfriend at the end of the week i don't care if she cries or not!!



Guys below are rules to live by!!



# $40.00 Limit - Never spend then $40 no a date. %26gt;%26gt;

# 3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date. %26gt;%26gt;

# No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave. %26gt;%26gt;

# Single Mothers - Never date single mothers. %26gt;%26gt;

# Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom. %26gt;%26gt;

# Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker. %26gt;%26gt;

# Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that's surrounded by her girlfriends. %26gt;%26gt;

# Sex To Go - No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex. %26gt;%26gt;

# Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25. %26gt;%26gt;

# Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex. %26gt;%26gt;

# Cell Phone Dates - If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave. %26gt;%26gt;

# Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women. %26gt;%26gt;

# After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one's to get picked up. %26gt;%26gt;

# Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control. %26gt;%26gt;

# No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating. %26gt;%26gt;

# Beverage Consumption - Buy Hard Alcohol over Beer. %26gt;%26gt;

# Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates. %26gt;%26gt;

# Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then your doing something right. %26gt;%26gt;

# Master Filibusters - Do directly from the bar the bedroom. %26gt;%26gt;

# Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date. %26gt;%26gt;

# Marriage Contract - Never marry with out a prenuptial agreement. %26gt;%26gt;

# You Choose the date - You choose what to do on the date. %26gt;%26gt;

# Income and Women - The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get. %26gt;%26gt;

# Male Friends - All her male friends want to have sex with her. %26gt;%26gt;

# No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex. %26gt;%26gt;

# No Compliments - Never compliment a woman. %26gt;%26gt;

# Easily Replaceable - Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where. %26gt;%26gt;

# Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons. %26gt;%26gt;

# Change is not Inevitable - Do not change who you are just for a woman. %26gt;%26gt;

# Prepare your Identity - Be the doctor she wants or the million she's looking for. %26gt;%26gt;

# Power Before Kids and Marriage - Men have the most power before kids and a family. %26gt;%26gt;

# Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child. %26gt;%26gt;

# No DNA Donation - Never help a women you have no intention of marring have kids. %26gt;%26gt;

# Women Are Dream Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours. %26gt;%26gt;

# Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don't look back. %26gt;%26gt;

# Giving and Getting Phone Numbers - Give your number out to as many women as possible. %26gt;%26gt;

# Women on Vacation - Your women's on vacation and she maybe sleeping with other guys. %26gt;%26gt;

# Don't Move In With Girlfriend - Do not move in with your girlfriend. %26gt;%26gt;

# Don't Call Her Back - Don't call her back after the date. %26gt;%26gt; Why guys should break up with there girlfriends before the big holidays Tom Leykis has should me the light!! ?hahahaha wait no





i sincerely hope you're joking?